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Are You Hot? I'm Not.

Are You Hot? I'm Not.

Then again, most of us aren't.

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Evan Marc Katz
Nov 20, 2023
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Efron, Reynolds, Jordan, Gosling, Page, Hemsworth
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Which of these men doesn’t belong?

If you said me - Evan Marc Katz - you’d be correct.

I am not considered one of the world’s sexiest men by People magazine.

I do not look in the mirror and see one of the world’s sexiest men.

My wife does not see me as one of the world’s sexiest men.

If that sounds like I’m putting myself down, think again. Asking my wife to tell me I look like one of those perfectly symmetrical, buff actors is essentially asking her to lie to me - and I’m not the kind of person who likes to be lied to.

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