The Golden Bachelor Is The Reality Show You've Been Waiting For

Reality is: we get better with age

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The premise of The Bachelor is preposterous. Consider:

Me: I want to introduce you to a brand-new dating app.

You: Ooh, sounds juicy. Tell me more!

Me: The good news is that it has handsome, marriage-oriented guys.

You: Great!

Me: The bad news is that there’s only one of them.

You: One?

Me: Yes.

You: You’re putting me on a dating app…